Fiona Apple took the stage in Houston, Texas last night for a performance, but before the music began, she had an elephant in the room to address: this week’s arrest and overnight incarceration in Sierra Blanca, TX. Usually we stick to the tunes around here, but given how much we adore the many great kiss-off lyrics in Apple’s catalog, her scathing, decidedly cryptic reaction seems appropriate to the conversation. (Who knows, perhaps this event might end up in a song one day.) First, though, Fiona has an apology for “the guy who runs the jail.”
If I may do a review… The guy, he’s a real decent guy, he’s a good guy. I want to apologize to him. I’m not going to say his name because I know he’s not interested in fame or anything like that. He takes pride in what he does. He is respected by his fellow workers. I only met him yesterday morning and I’m apologizing to him for being… attitude-y… and saying that I didn’t trust him — ’cause I didn’t — but by the end of the day I did.
As for “four of you out there,” however, Apple has harsher words:
Most of the people were very nice to me. There are four of you out there, and I want you to know that I heard everything you did. I wrote it all down with your names and everything you did and said stupidly thinking that I couldn’t hear or see you. I then ripped the paper up, but not before I encoded it. I got two lock boxes — we’ll call them Holding Cell 1 and Holding Cell 2. In Holding Cell 1 is the encoded version of the shit that you did that I know isn’t appropriate, and probably illegal. In Holding Cell 2 is the decoder. I’m the only one who holds the key. And you and I will be intimate forever because I will hold that secret forever. Unless of course the celebrity that you had so much interest in that you wanted to accuse me of bringing up while you laughed at me all night? Unless you’re interested in being a celebrity, I’ll make you fucking famous anytime you ask and I’ll open up those boxes. Until then, stay in your fucking holding cell.
338374 283968Hey, are you having issues along with your hosting? I needed to refresh the page about million times to get the page to load. Just saying 136805
738811 930502I consider something genuinely unique in this internet site. 517014
135486 623798Strategies for dilution antimicrobial susceptibility beadlets for beagles that grow aerobically-fifth edition. 793499
713691 823976Woh I like your articles , saved to fav! . 513054
495313 768315Lovely sharp post. Never considered that it was that effortless. Praises to you! 633735
364143 922042Yay google is my world beater aided me to discover this outstanding website! . 77524
749854 873774Im not positive exactly why but this internet internet site is loading incredibly slow for me. Is anyone else having this concern or is it a dilemma on my finish? Ill check back later and see if the issue still exists. 585311
434702 618842I like this post very much. I will definitely be back. Hope that I can go through much more insightful posts then. Will likely be sharing your wisdom with all of my buddies! 910614
392338 959463I believe one of your advertisements triggered my internet browser to resize, you may well want to put that on your blacklist. 596560
Japanese Trap Hiphop
jazz music helps you concentrate
smooth jazz
554866 61187I believe other internet site owners ought to take this site as an example , extremely clean and fantastic user genial style . 428676
953149 975697Nice weblog here! Also your website a lot up fast! 339957
332220 438395Hey there! Great stuff, please do tell us when you post once more something related! 865090
883964 139339This article is really appealing to thinking folks like me. It is not only thought-provoking, it draws you in from the beginning. This is well-written content material. The views here are also appealing to me. Thank you. 268997
271320 838935I think this is among the most vital info for me. And im glad reading your post. But wanna remark on couple of general points, The website style is perfect, the articles is genuinely wonderful : D. Excellent job, cheers 854422
654546 876956You created some decent points there. I looked on the internet for that difficulty and located a lot of people will go in addition to with the internet internet site. 781205
776165 229504Rattling outstanding info can be located on web weblog . 91389
191175 559082Aw, this was a very good post. In thought I want to put in writing like this moreover ?taking time and actual effort to make a quite great article?even so what can I say?I procrastinate alot and definitely not appear to get 1 thing done. 883947
617253 209015This douche bag loves his illegal bretheren because hes a itiaen of the world and we ought to be ashamed of ourselves I got news for you Asswipe get your asswiping ass back to the craphole exactly where you came from with all of your illegal beaners 734583
678626 67850Hi! Excellent post! Please do tell us when I will see a follow up! 282960
888172 409323Oh my goodness! an excellent write-up dude. Thanks a lot Even so Im experiencing dilemma with ur rss . Do not know why Struggle to register for it. Can there be any person obtaining identical rss issue? Anyone who knows kindly respond. Thnkx 295945
683819 892161An extremely fascinating read, I may possibly not concur completely, but you do make some incredibly valid points. 64511
699613 708675Im not positive exactly why but this internet website is loading extremely slow for me. Is anyone else having this problem or is it a issue on my finish? Ill check back later and see if the issue still exists. 698942
987730 291694Vi ringrazio, considero che quello che ho letto sia ottimo 314053
250820 518637Hey, are you having issues together with your hosting? I needed to refresh the page about million times to get the page to load. Just saying 834355
438442 50566I was searching for this. Genuinely refreshing take on the data. Thanks a whole lot. 982608