One cool thing about Elvis is that even when he acted batsh*t crazy he was still entertaining and strangely loveable. Look no further than yesterday’s latest Elvis auction, which included a signed black belt karate card, a couple jumpsuits, a hideous diamond and gold owl ring, and this strange poem that he penned on custom “From the home of… Elvis Presley” stationary.
Surely, Morrissey won’t be too proud of his pompadour-bearing brethren for being a possible murderer of Connecticut’s official state bird, but the last line in Elvis’s weird poem is kinda similar to Morrissey’s latest single, “Something Is Squeezing My Skull.”
Still, Morrissey cribbing from an Elvis poem is a lot cooler than Coldplay stealing from Satriani.