Dave Stewart, the “Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)” songwriter from the Eurythmics, really wants to move you with his new single, “Let’s Do It Again.” He’s releasing the song in the form of a £1,000 diamond-studded vibrator with attached lyrics, a guitar pick, and free digital download code.
The Little Steel Tonight vibrator is made of solid steel, a satin finish and a band of 28 diamonds. It “comes with a leather cord threaded through the cap so it can be worn around the neck and taken out on the town. Also on the strap is a custom guitar pick – just in case a serenade or a solo is in order.”
Stewart, a 56-year-old father of four, has a whole line of rock-inspired vibrators called Rock Fabulous. A representative from the adults only firm that runs Stewart’s line said his new song/sex toy promotion is “the ultimate backstage pass. Our vibrators are the world’s quietest — all the better to enjoy the music.”
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The Little Steel Tonight is not available on iTunes, but you can buy it or read the hilarious product description here.